Okay, I must admit this whole thing gave me nerdish glee when I pulled out my TI-83 and did the calculations myself. Oh yeah. He's right.
So add that to the myriad list of things that stop vampires. Stakes. Crosses. Burial rites. Sawdust. Burning. Holy water. Marriage. Exorcism. Sunlight. AIDS. Okay, what DOESN'T kill a vampire?
We should all take this as another sign (along with Underworld, Underworld 2, Queen of the Damned, Blade III, goths, emo music videos...) that vampire stories are getting old and lame (and have been for a while). Let's move on to something else.
Zombies, you're still cool. Especially zombie-pie-fights. And Buffy. Gotta love Buffy.
This Just In:
Apparently this also stops vampires,
"by finding a twin brother and sister born on a Saturday and making them wear their shirts and drawers inside out (cf previous section). This pair could see the vampire out of doors at night, but immediately after it saw them it would have to flee, head over heels."
Thus supporting the following: vampires = lame.
4 comments:
still like vampires...
and i think that they are much stronger and less susceptable to such "inside out underwear wearing twins born on saturday" means of destruction than believed...
Huh? I don't get it, is this one of those posts where I need to know a lot about vampires before hand? Do I need to follow a link to get it? I'm sorry I am lost here; all I know is that vampires are lame and zombies are cool. What am I supposed to do with that?
:D zombie pie fights! ..jiji jiji!
This would be inarticulate if we hadn't been following Jeffes' posts. D
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