Cable is finally here and I thought I would share something "heard on the hill" with you.
While shopping in Target the day the Schol-Halls opened up, cleaning supplies aisle:
Overzealous Mother: "Oh honey, maybe you should get the bigger bottle of Pine-Sol. You know how much of a mess you make in the toilet."
Pitiable Undergrad: "Moooooooom... you're embarrassing me in front of the grad student!"
I think it is funny to note that he was apparently talking about ME as I was the only other person in the aisle. My bitter look of life-long disappointment, unshaven chin, and lack of jorts gave me away.
Classes start tomorrow, and I'm looking forward to the first day of teaching for GTA's next week. This is going to be an interesting year.
4 comments:
LoL!!
GOOD LUCK TOMORROW SWEETIE!!! :*
I still don't like this jort-less-ness. If God ever had destined anyone to wear the jort, it was you.
You've got to be kiddig me. God has style. Girl, you are one smart woman, but I hope you're not giving your opinions on fashion and theology to your boyfriend :P The 11th commandment says "Thou shall look good." LoL. Read your Bible :)!
at least aside from your graduate status being given away by your unshaven chin and bitter looks, it was also given away by your very hip (jort-less) style too;)
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