The End is Near... (this Wednesday Actually)

It would be a finale worth of Vonnegut.

That's right, on Wednesday of this week, life, the universe, everything will be sucked into a black hole, or so says the AP. Either that or we'll get some rather interesting results for physicists. But I prefer the end of time as we know it.

Obama vs. McCain? Globalization vs. protectionism? Enviromentalism vs. ... not-Enviromentalism? Ethanol vs. common sense? Buttering your bread on the bottom vs. the top side of your toast? Who cares. Quasars are going to devour us all from a laboratory in Switzerland. Time to check off your bucket list folks.