Swing and a miss.

From a classic movie about baseball and growing up:

"You're killing me, Smalls!"

Do I even really need to go into this again?

How about I go in a new direction with my Ethanol rants, since rationality, logic, and economic principles don't seem to be making a dent. I think conspiracy theory and innuendo might do the trick. It worked for Roswell's tourism industry. Who can tell me what Archer Daniels Midland is? Anyone? Wiki-it.